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Post your best pick-up line?
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jurgen wrote
at 9:41 AM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT
I guess someone needs to make the 9976th thread and this thread might come in handy for the non-married people so here goes--->
100% success rate on getting a girl to come home with you: "Excuse me beautiful, but does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?" |
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DeathToAvatarGuy wrote
at 11:39 AM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT Man, hearing that pick-up line from a belgian guy, gives it a whole different meaning.
Even if jurgen weren't from belgium, it would be fun P.S. I cant add sth. from me, since i dont know that good lines |
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kdiceplaya! wrote
at 8:35 PM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT Don't make this rape turn into a murder, get in the car!
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its really chase wrote
at 10:03 PM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT What has 182 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper |
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panzer wrote
at 10:12 PM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT I got fudge
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MadHat_Sam wrote
at 11:16 PM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT Hey you, lets do some shots.
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BLUNTMAYNE420 wrote
at 11:21 PM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT hey wanna play flipcup?
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mr Kreuzfeld wrote
at 4:43 AM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT I actually got laid with thisone
"I am so boss, am at the end of world 8-4" |
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CCSKAOT wrote
at 7:17 AM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT "Nice shoes wanna fuck?"
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Thraxle wrote
at 10:21 AM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT Baby, is it $50 or $60 for an hour?
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snow leopard wrote
at 12:33 PM, Saturday November 6, 2010 EDT me: can i take your picture?
her: eww why you creep? me: i just wanted to show santa what i want for christmas this year |
