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So you think you had a hard childhood? Well Fuck you, its got nothing on mine.
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119 Legend wrote
at 6:17 PM, Saturday July 24, 2010 EDT
My mum practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.
You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master. |
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Joey44 wrote
at 7:29 PM, Saturday July 24, 2010 EDT lol
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Ambition wrote
at 7:34 PM, Saturday July 24, 2010 EDT Fuck that. When i was born my parents sent my ass do a remote planet to destroy it or some shit like that. Some old guy adopts me but cant handle me so he throws my ass of the a cliff and a smack my head into the rocks.
Then for the rest of my life im fighting wierd shit, dying a couple times and looking for giant dragon testicles to grant me wishes |
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unbannable wrote
at 4:59 AM, Friday December 30, 2011 EST bump
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CCSKAOT wrote
at 4:08 PM, Friday December 30, 2011 EST GOKU
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@SecretVeta wrote
at 5:43 PM, Friday December 30, 2011 EST This guy needs a contributor badge
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Gurgi wrote
at 5:47 PM, Friday December 30, 2011 EST tl;dr
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fcuku_ wrote
at 7:50 PM, Friday December 30, 2011 EST I was really expecting a 'fuck u muthafucka'
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Red John wrote
at 9:48 AM, Saturday December 31, 2011 EST Contributor badge for stale copypasta?
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Hokey Pokey wrote
at 2:37 PM, Saturday December 31, 2011 EST whoa... what a coincidence... "Pokemon master" was what I had to call my weird Uncle Benny during his late night visits to my room.... Everything is else is a blank, except for the name he fondledly called our "little game" which is also my kdice username...
maybe you and I are soulmates 119 Legend |


