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***Official KDice Fantasy Football League Application***
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 6:38 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT
Please answer the questions below here in the forum. All of the questions are very important. We will be picking who gets in once when know the number of spots are available, but it should be 3 at a minimum.
***THE APPLICATION*** Name: Age: Favorite Team: 1) Describe the heaviest girl you've ever slept with. 2) Who is the best UVA grad current NFL player? 3) If you were making Kehoe dinner, what would you serve (minimum of 3 courses)? 4) Please use the word "shazma" in a sentence. 5)‪Q: Does the buffalo bill scene in silence of the lambs arrouse you? Do you join in the dance?‬ 6)Please come up with at least 3 kdice themed drinks and describe the ingredients, how you make them, how they should be served, etc... 7) Dog or Cat? And if you say cat you can get fucked. 8) Who is the greatest NFL running back of all time? ***MadHat_Sam: you agree to be banned from kdice, mains and alts if you go inactive in ffb*** Good luck and thanks. -JP and the rest of the league |
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trendz wrote
at 6:42 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT faggots
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Kehoe wrote
at 7:01 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT trendz, we have reviewed your application, and denied it due to being incomplete. Thank you for your interest.
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happytoscrap wrote
at 7:08 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT 1. Amanda. she really wasn't that heavy. big ass. big boobs. full of tats.
2. who cares. 3. if he was smart, he wouldn't eat anything i made. probably cereal, toast and beer. 4. i've never seen shazma, but as long as she doens't look anything like shaz, i'll do her. 5. no, but i'll do the dance. 6. Flaming Zoid- lots of girly stuff. definitely triple sec and its pink. nothing to lite on fire despite the name. TheBetterYodel- half gin. half grapefruit juice. all bitter. theDasFury- Patrone and visine. 7. who do i get fucked by if i say cat? if she's a celebrity, i'll say cat. 8. Barry Sanders. only cause Walter Peyton was before my time. |
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the full monte wrote
at 7:28 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT not sure if im on the committee, but i actually chuckled at some of happy's responses.
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 7:36 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT I think the committee, which is the league, can get in a chatzy room or something to discuss.
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 7:37 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT happy failed to answer the first three questions. but solid application.
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happytoscrap wrote
at 7:52 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT oh, missed the first three.
Jeff 32 Broncos |
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greekboi wrote
at 7:52 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT Greek Boi
20 years, 7 months and 19 days NY Jets 1. Fat Australian virgin I met in Times Square. All i remember is hairy vag and fat rolls and she just laid there on her back and did nothing 2. Thomas Jones.. 3. I'd start with a nice tossed salad maybe with some pears and nuts and balsamic vinagarette. Next I'd come out with some chicken, cooked in olive oil with some nice spices on it and some wild rice on the side. 3rd course would obv be me, naked, with whip cream on my bum and bubbies. 4. I'm not quite sure what shazma means, but I think it's the like all that jazzy shazma shit on the back of the Ed Hardy shirts where the zebras are raping lions on skateboards and shit. 5. Depends on my mood. 6. The Cut of Doom: hot sauce and old liquor in a rocks glass no ice..I don't feel liek thinking of anymore drinks right now I'm kinda still hungover from last night 7. Dogz duhhh 8. jim brown ***ok*** Thanks and you're welcome. -Harry |
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nodice4u wrote
at 7:54 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT Name: Dick Pound (you can google me idk(leeeroy))
Age: 27 Favorite Team: 1982 San Fransico 49ers 1) none 2) Ronde Barber and LT was pretty damn good. 3) Kobe beef sliders, Pesto linguini and ice cream cake for dessert. 4) Is "shazma" that movie shaq was in? 5) no and no 6) White dice russian- Vodka, milk, kahlua and ice cubes that look like dice. Blue balls- Blueberry vodka, blueberries and Newmans virgin lemonade (d)Ice myself-1 bottle Smirnoff® Ice, 1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange and Hypnotic. 7) Dog 8) Sweetness |
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Kehoe wrote
at 8:53 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT LT is a UNC grad, Pierce may deduct points for confusing his hoos with the tarheels.
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